I'm laughing like mad. I just went to a site which generates slogans. Check out the slogans i generated of beaver (yes, mich) :P

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Beaver.

LOL :P

Nothing Works Better Than a Beaver.

Wow. Interesting.

Come Fly The Friendly Beaver.

Beavers aren't kites?

I Can't Believe It's Not Beaver.

Oof.

Wouldn't You Rather Be Beaver?

Not really. I prefer to be human and Angela thank you.

With A Name Like Beaver, It Has To Be Good.

You're right.

Look, Ma, No Beaver!

As if my mother will care.

Don't Leave Home Without Beaver.

Umbrellas?

Beaver. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

Oh, beavers are paris, orchard road....

Smart. Beautiful. Beaver.

Oh right.

Make Someone Happy with a Beaver.

Seriously.

We'll leave the beaver on for you.

TV??

It's Not TV. It's Beaver.

Naturally, beaver's are better than tv...or are they?

The Future's Bright. The Future's Beaver.

Wow...